Thursday, January 14, 2010
The Real Reason Democrat Women Hate Sarah Palin (and what was going-on behind the photos)
by Mark Baker
Democrat women hate Sarah due to the fact that given a choice, Democrat Men would overwhelmingly prefer to have sex with Sarah over any of them...
Regarding the picture collage above, here's the story behind each:
1. Barbara Strisand- Wiaiting for her pet condor to land on her nose.
2. Helen Thomas- "What are you looking at?, LBJ actually chased me around the Ovel Office buck-naked back in '64;"
3. Hillary Clinton- "OMG, I just crapped my best Pant Suit!"
4.Teresa Kerry- Just caught John 'touching himself' again after claiming he couldn't because he had a headache.
5. Maddy Albright (on phone)- "No, the damn hair-plugs DIDN'T TAKE and I demand my money back!"
6. Janet Reno (thinking to herself)- "FIRE BAD!" (wanna nibble-on those ear-lobes fellas? NOT!)
7. Anderia Dworkin- With a name like 'DWORKIN' she must be good!... No, wait, that's SMUCKER'S, never mind.
8. Nancy Polisi- "Ok Doctor, exactly how long will the Botox freeze my face like this?"
9. Susan Estritch- Poparazzi snapped this picture when he interupted her canabalizing her paperboy.
Life's too serious, we need to have a little fun with the left from time to time; heck, gotta admit, they're damn funny to look at!